Talk:Elegia/@comment-202.188.85.42-20140701161512

It's odd that both the strongestAND the weakest Bird Kaiju in the entire Ultra Series both showed up in Ultraman Taro... (Birdon and Elegia, respectively. Oddly enough, Elegia comes later. So...)

(Taro is about to fight Elegia when he suddenly has flashbacks from that fight with Birdon several months ago... )

Taro (thinking to self): "Oh goddanit, not ANOTHER Bird Kaiju!!! I've had it with Bird Kaiju after that turkey-face Birdon and (suddenly realises Elegia is charging towards him)"

Taro: "Here goes nothing!!!" (fights Elegia, and suddenly realizes that Elegia is weaker than Birdon. Like, Birdon's left cheeksack is roughly twice as strong as Elegia) "Hey, this fight is easy!!!" (spanks Elegia to the ground 10 seconds after the fight)

Elegia: "Screech, screech!!!" (flaps all over the floor uselessly)

Taro: "Oh and now what??? You're just going to lie flat on your face on the ground while I charge a Storium Ray... (realize that YES, Elegia's not getting back up)"

Taro: "Aw come on, your uncle Birdon would be bloody dissapointed in you if he's still alive. Not going to fight back??? Really??? What the heck, you can tell turkey-face how I wiped the floor with your butt when you reach the Monster Graveyard. Of course I'll be giving you a lift, duh!!! (fries Elegia with the Storium Ray)"