User blog comment:Brian Haughton/Question of the Week 3/21/14/@comment-24106134-20140928034620

I would be... both.

Alien: Baltan. 'cause honestly, who wouldn't want to be a space ninja who can create shadow clones of himself and have the most EPIC evil laugh ever devised? Thogh I might have to watch myself around Specium Beams and Ultra Rings.

Kaiju: Zetton! Cause I get to be an uber-powerful monster who beat Ultraman! Despite the fact that I he's got man-boobs.